THANK GOD IT WAS A DREAM

I should have written it down when I first woke up because I only remember bits and pieces. But this is truly a nightmare...lol...or to me anyway.

It was the post-part of show and Heather, Will, Shelly and Syd were all with me in this waiting area waiting for one of the kids to come out and play. I was nervous as usual, not really knowing what to expect, and then it happens.

First it's Mark and Bruce, then Kevin and Scott....it's crowded now...people swarming around them, then all of a sudden I notice Dave and I freeze right on spot. I can't move. I have everyones crap that they bought in my hands, several bags around my feet, shirts in my arm....I was like the lone husband stuck at the mall with his wife....it sucked.

Syd comes over and stands beside me, she said she thought Bruce was cute but was too shy to talk to him. Kevin comes over to me and we start to talk, I told him that she wanted to meet Bruce, so he takes her over to him, Bruce gives her a hug and she gets her picture taken with him. Next I know Dave walks up to her and hugs her and asks everyone if they want to join them on the bus for an after party, they were going to cook out and all that jazz....lol.....so I am thanking God at this point...BUT...I am still stuck with all the crap that was bought and while everyone is walking toward the bus I'm stuck trying to walk and carry all the shit.

At one point we all were around each other....drinking beer, cooking out....it was awesome, for everyone else that is b/c I turned into that poor deer stuck in the middle of the road while he stares down the 18 wheeler that is headed right toward him....I had Dave right in front of me and I didn't do a damn thing about it. hahahahaha




I know I'm missing something but I don't remember now. I'm hungry but I don't want to cook because then I would have to clean my kitchen and that would mean for me to get up and actually do something and that takes too much effort. Diane and I are supposed to go to lunch today and work on my book....which was what should have happened on Friday but it was my brilliant idea to have drinks instead...look where that got me. Broke with a broken bed and humiliation to slap me in the face first thing Monday morning at work...LOL. Oh well. Red Lobster awaits me today....mmmmm....can't wait.