KITH PART I

Sherry comes to pick me up for the show, the storms are slowing rolling toward DFW and it looked like it would be a promising rocky night. I told her that I didn't care what happened, if a tornado were to hit just as long as Dave came out to announce it I would be all good!!

We get to Nokia, buy a beer and venture down to find our seats. I took a picture with my phone of their welcome screen....if I knew that we could use our cameras at that time I would have taken more pictures.

Welcome Screen

The 'Lets Rape Kevin' sketch begins and as their theme songs begins to play loudly, Kevin runs out on stage in his underwear and wifebeater with a ball gag in his mouth...or it could have been an apple...not too sure...they all started to chase him around the stage....I about died at that moment.

They immediatly went into their second sketch, 'the evil baby'...that was funny too...Okay so yeah, my brain is a little cluster fucked so I will write what I can remember at this point...lol

Bruce and Mark did their famous salesman characters and this time they were selling this:

you turn the faucet and drain your fat....lol....Bruce dancing and girating all over the stage...fucking hilarious.

Buddy Cole makes an appearance, of course, with a sketch saying that Jesus was gay....and it was pretty funny, but not my favorite.

'The Imaginary Girlfriend' was of course my favorite...duh...it was a sketch between Kevin and Dave. Dave was upset because he felt that his imaginary girlfriend was cheating on him...and come to find out she was cheating on him with Kevin. So they begin to fight....Dave says that he was going to imagine that she got into a car accident, Kevin says that he was going to imagine that her car was made of marshmellows so she wouldn't get hurt...then Dave said that he was going to imagine that her car explodes...then all of a sudden....BOOM!!!!.....the thunder crashes so loud it shakes the building....Dave comments....'what great sound effects!!'....silence....'I'll make sure not to imagine a tornado!!'......that was so funny b/c we were just talking about that.

They did Carfuckers....which was brilliant...of course...haha

Okay.....so Dave creates a time machine so he can go back in time to cheat last call....get more blow jobs for his birthday and to go back into time to stop Hitler from killing all the jews....only when that sketch started, the lights stopped working (it sounded like the building was about to blow away)....and Scott makes a comment 'god's lashing out b/c someone said jesus was gay'.....lol.....

They messed up on one of the sketches but it was priceless b/c they wound up just improving the entire thing, which is my favorite.

They did a dance sketch where they all come out and danced....I wish I that on video.

The chicken lady was there as well as the C/Kathy's.....



A horrible picture, I know

The sketch of Bruce

That was a pretty good one...they had a lot of old pictures of Bruce and Dave but my phone kept messing up, so this is the only good one I got.

Their encore was Mr. Tyzik crushing the heads of people in the audience and it ended with him crushing all the kids....

Kevin

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My Dave

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My phone messed up with Scott and Bruce....which sucked!!!!

and here is Mr. Tyzik about to crush his own head and then it was over.....



But the best happened after the show!!! The pictures should be getting developed tomorrow....so stay tuned to part two!!!