Fairy Tale Theatre

(for those of you who don't know Shnergan Dergan is a magical place in between the Land of Sha-na-na-na (the land of frogs) and Beastville (where the assholes go). The town is ran by the most beautiful...to put it lightly...lovely ladies in the star studded universe, Chica and Freaka. They are flawless, their skin is of white porcelain, their lovely long bouncing curly locks bounce and flow with the wind. Men line up to cator to their every need...hell most of the men want to be them...but that's another story. Now Chica and Freaka take pride in their small little town b/c you see they have made sure that it is asshole free and remains asshole free. But the ones that do manage to slip in are put in the middle of the town locked up in stocks and people while in passing can feel free to throw whatever they will at them...the girls manage to provide a bucket of rotten eggs and tomatoes...and they also have the torture chamber which can be used for assholes or on a good day for personal satisfaction :) .

Where we left the ladies last was after The Coming Out Parade for dear ole Lipsy (a member of their town that was in such denial) and it was a success...the potion that they concocted (to give lipsy a push) and Top Gun Val Kilmer sent Lipsy's head a spinning and they occupied the chamber for two whole weeks!!! WOW!!! That should get you up to speed on things...if anything falls in the cracks, no worries, you'll catch up somehow.)
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It had been a quiet year in The Land of Shnergan Dergan, the parade wiped the poor girls out. They took a sweet dream/beauty/ sleep potion that was only meant to knock them out a couple of days, but poor poor Freaka accidentally poured too much of the sleeping beauty potion and not enough of the sandman potion leaving the girls comatose for far too long. You can't blame Freaka though, her virtual Dave was broken and the man slaves just weren't doing the trick.

The sun had risen and both lovely ladies had awoken at the same time. They yawned and stretched ever so daintily and as Freaka was admiring her longer than usual lusty blonde locks she heard a bone chilling cry coming from Chica's room.

Freaka ran as fast as her tiny feet could carry her and when she opened Chica's door, Chica was covered in cobwebs!! Oh My!! Freaka tries to help her...Chica leaps from the bed and then notices her own lovely brown locks....oh but she wasn't happy, no sir!!

"What...what is this...." she shrieks at Freaka, while Freaka smiles wide eyed and begins to play with her hair. "I...I look like Rapunzel....and you..." She begins to turn red. "YOU...." She starts to walk toward Freaka in a very un-lady like manner. "What did you do this time Freaka?!"

There was nothing to hide behind and she was too far away from the door to run. "I made a mistake?" She cooingly answered still twirling with her hair.

Chica was just about to kill the poor Freaka when a loud KER-PLUNK came from outside. She walks over to the window surprised to see what she saw. There was nothing wrong.

She grabs Freaka by the arm and they make their way down into the dungeon where all their potions and spells are made. Chica notices the mistake...."A year!!! We've been asleep for a year!!!!" She turns toward Freaka with the blood in her eyes.

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR comes from one of the chambers distracting Chica. "The beast...how is this so?" She walks slowly over and back at Freaka. "Who did this? He should have eaten his way out by now."

Freaka still wrapped up in her hair and just thankful that Chica was sidetracked. Oh but did she miss her Dave!!

A loud RAT-A-TAT-TAT came from the other side of the wall got the girls attentions, they left the chamber and walked into the kitchen where a massive feast had been laid out. Freaka was so hungry she started for the table but Chica stopped her by standing on her hair. Freaka leaps backward and falls on the floor.

She looks up and notices Chica crying. "What's wrong?" Chica only points. Freaka notices that Bruce has walked into the room wearing his cape and all.

"My love!!!" He shrieks and the two starred lovers run in slow motion toward eachother only Chica gets wrapped up in her hair and falls flat on her face at Bruce's feet. He picks her up, dusts her off, they go upstairs to make mad pationate love for hours and hours.

Oh but poor Freaka, what to do, what to do. Her virtual Dave was broken and she was sad. A diamond sparkled tear flowed down her cheek as she walked with her head sadly down back to her room. When she opens her door, to her surprise, Dave is standing in the middle of her room.
"They fixed it!!" She cries as she runs toward him. She begins to touch his face. "Wow...it's so real."

"I am real." He said.

"Oh my David Hasselhoff!! He talks!!" She places his hands over his lips.

"Yes my love, I am real." He looks at her as if she is crazy...in which she sort of almost is...but her beauty makes up for it. "When we heard that the town was in trouble we came as fast as we could, oh my love, I am so glad that you are awake!"

"But what about the tour?" She cries.

"Fuck the tour!!!" He sweeps her off her feet and they too make love for hours upon hours.

But what Chica and Freaka don't know is that while they were asleep the frog king from The Land of Sha-na-na-na had tried to take over the town to win their daughter Bessy-May back, but failed miserably, and as the two of them were making love to their sweet pieces of ass there was a Lord of The Rings battle about to happen, but as for now the story will end here.

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If this didn't bore you too much, and if you want, I can post the older stories if you like. They are quite funny...or can be anyway. It's my fairy tale for adults....I thought about putting them all together and making a book type thing out of them...but who knows.

It's 6 now and I'm hungry. I'm going to try and get some sort of sleep in before the sun comes up.