DREAM TIME THEATER

Dream from Tuesday, August 12, 2008

This is going to be hard to explain, but I’ll do my best. It revolves around a jewel, convenient store, a bar, an Indian themed spa and an obstacle course.

Casey Affleck and Liv Tyler were my roommates. Our house was amazing, a little strange though. If you are in a convenient store and you walk back toward the bottled section, open one of the doors and that led to our house. I was working the night shift b/c Casey and Liv had gone out, I had gone into the house to get something and I heard a loud commotion coming from the store. Nobody knew about our house, so I was safe just watching, or so I thought.

I quietly walked up to the door and these guys were tearing the store apart, speaking in another language, I had no idea what they were saying. I noticed one of them walk toward the soda section and I stepped backward for fear that they would see me and I knocked over a case of cans, I ran into the house to try and get out but the only real way out was through the store.

They made it into the house, and one of them got a hold of me, by my hair I was dragged and thrown against the bookshelves with a gun to my head they demanded to know where the jewel was. I had no idea what they were talking about, I was crying, scared for my life, but I told them that I would get it for them, if they let me go, I would cooperate. They turned around to discuss it and I escaped, barely.

I’m in a bar now, it kind of looks like the sky bar here in Dallas, Everyone prissily sipping their martinis and I walk in looking like a two bit whore off of Division street. My hair was ratty, my makeup was streaming down my face, my shirt was torn, I found Liv and when I noticed Jason sitting at a table not far from where she was I had began to panic even more b/c I hadn’t seen him in years and for some stupid reason, it still crushed me to see him.

She took me into the bathroom and it was like magic, I was restored. I got myself a drink and began to tell her what had happened. She had no clue either what jewel it was they were talking about, but then she remembered that Casey had been acting a little strange so we set out to look for him. He had walked in as we were leaving and then the men showed up as well…we escaped though and were hiding out at the spa.

The spa was like a new world. It was like we were literally in India. We were in white bathrobes and taken to the back where all the baths were, any type of bath you can take it was back there. This place was like a celebrity hide-out…it was fucking awesome.

Johnny Depp was my relaxation guide…lol…oh you would think that would have made my life the happiest ever, but for some reason I found myself with Bruce Willis. I left Johnny to attempt to bump uglies with Bruce Willis…what the hell is wrong with me…lol.

Okay, so the bath that we had was up on a platform, we were sitting on the edge. Liv and I were talking, she was pissed off at Casey b/c of the trouble that he had caused and Bruce just wedged his way in between us and was hitting on me. I became entranced with him. He was like a drug, He took the towel off my hair, whispering things in my ear, kissing my neck, the only time that we kissed kissed his tongue tasted like a cigar, but his lips were sweet. We were just about to get to that point and then those guys showed up and we had to leave immediately.

So we wound up leaving…we are now at some type of obstacle course, like the ones that you see on these silly reality shows, but in order to get away from these guys we had to do it. But we had to choose what animal to try and run from, I saw a grizzly bear and my first instinct was to run, so I did. The bear began to chase me and I froze, crying. This lady distracts the bear and says she will find another animal, I begin up these old rotting stairs that leads up to the trees and I hear this vicious dogs barking, I turn around and there were two dogs, A rotwaller and a pit/rot mix…I love rotwallers but this was not a nice dog, neither one of them were. Then I notice Bruce from down below screaming my name and they were on camels, he told me to swing down and we could leave. It was so far down and I am petrified of heights, but there were two rabid dogs coming toward me so I found a branch and managed somehow to swing down and landed on the camel. We are now running through town on these camels, running from these guys who are trying to kill us, and then I wake up.

It was very strange, I’m just happy that I am dreaming again.