IT SLOWLY COMES TO AN END....

How can you break something that is already broken? THAT is the million dollar question of the day...or is it...I may have more, we'll see.

I posted on James' board today my kick off start to this beautiful clusterfucked Monday. I do have friends outside of the board...I promise...lol...you guys are the only ones who comment.

I woke up 30 minutes late...actually tamed my wildly split end hair to look remotely okay to go out in public...I get to work, unlock the office, grab my coffee cup and I'm off to get my 3rd cup of coffee. I smile to everyone telling them good morning...then I venture to walk UP the stairs, get halfway up and what do ya know...my leg decides to go out on me....yeah....like a bad movie it plays in slowmotion....

My right leg dies, my left leg smashes into the stairs, my hands break my fall, while the coffee cup falls and cascades all over my face and on my shirt. I hear gasps from everyone down below...'are you okay'....I turn around pissed off...not embarassed mind you...but pissed off...walk into the front office bathroom...shaking violently and begin to wipe away the coffee....FUCK....there goes my managed hair....FUCK.... there goes my makeup....THANK GOD I'm wearing a black shirt....FUCK....here comes the pain....the pain....welcome it, welcome it, welcome it....I had to put myself in THAT mindset.

I venture to walk back up the stairs that I just fell from, went into my office and prayed that they wouldn't make a big deal...pray that EH&S wouldn't hear word of this...and if they did I'd say I tripped....but thank heavens, no one came. The rest of the day I was a walking disaster....seriously. The door slammed on me twice, I got a massive paper cut in between my fingers...you know the webbed part....yeah....then I somehow cut my finger on a plastic binder....Now I'm home.

I took a 30 minute hot as you can possibly stand it shower....soaked my back....nursed my poor knee...in which is now forming a rather pretty sweet purplish green bruise on top of a knot....my back is splitting with pain...I might have pulled something...but hey...I'm already broken, right!?!

SOOOOOOO.........

On a somewhat lighter note....I had a dream about 'the guy' the other night...wow, to my surprise two so close together...was very shocked. I held onto it three different times while waking up....I still can't believe I held onto him as long as I did. I would post about it, but Bruce and Scott from the kids are in it and I'm sure you guys are sick to near death of me talking about them...which by the way I'm ready to have another hot Dave dream....yeah...maybe I'll get lucky tonight.