JOHNNY VISITS AGAIN!!

I was at work but Pratt was based out at the airport and instead of airplanes in the hanger it was an old junk yard full of dead cars. I was with three boys that I worked with. I had heard from the other end of the shop that Johnny Depp was there to find a car. I didn't believe them at first b/c they always played pranks on me so I ignored them.

I had walked outside and past the chain link fence and sure enough there he was. I held my distance b/c I was scared to death. He said to one of the mechanics that he wanted the orange car...I"m not really sure what type it was but it was old...and rusty...beautiful in its time. The man tried to talk him out of it but he wouldn't listen and insisted.

I was over the department that handled all the purchases...when the two of them noticed that I was standing there I cowardly ran away and hid. Found one of my boys and told them to handle it. One of the guys, my assistant, kept telling me to take my chance, this was a random once in a lifetime situation, I should take advantage of it...as Johnny walked up I held tight to my clipboard and hid behind one of the airplanes.

They were talking...he paid...I was peeking over the wing and he noticed. My assistant told Johnny that he had to meet me. That I was shy, so he turned his attention to me. My assistant pulled me away from behind the wing and now I am standing next to Johnny. Still holding my clipboard for dear life.

He put his hand out for me to shake it but I couldn't move...my assistant grabbed my arm...Johnny took my hand and kissed it. I was mortified. He thanked me, smiling, almost on the verge of laughing b/c he could tell how panicked I was. He told me I was beautiful, kissed my hand again and that was that.

Knock myself silly...seriously...I can have XXX rated dreams with Manson...become Justin in my dreams with Brian Kenny....but I can't for the life of me be creative enough to have an explicit dream with him...never...ever!!! They are always way deep...or I'm too chicken shit to say a word. Its the same way with Dave Foley. It's funny.

I don't know if I have mentioned it but my next book will be based on a dream that I had with Johnny....one of the best ones I have ever dreamt about. I know it's wordy and I could have summarized this dream with 5 sentences, but I always describe my dreams in detail...it's a habit from when I use to analyze them.

Maybe one of these days I'll get lucky!!! LOL