DO YOU REMEMBER?

This show came on when I was younger and my cousin was trying to order all these old shows to bring up her child with b/c tv now days for infants/toddlers kind of suck and I about shit myself when she mentioned this b/c I hadn't heard it since I was a tiny thing...and just about forgotten about it too!!

PINWHEEL



TODAY'S SPECIAL



God I loved that show!! I went on Amazon to see if they had any on sale...and they have only VHS and it starts out at $125!!! So that isn't going to happen.

I SURVIVED...

FOR THE MOST PART.

I arrived at work and thought I was in warehouse heaven...oh it wasn't that pretty...everything was white and bright!! They had painted everything and installed new lights.

I almost spontaneously combusted 3-5 times.

The make-up that I did put on my face melted within the first hour...so much for trying to be pretty

My hair (as usual) deflated like a flat tire as soon as I walked in the door...doesn't surprise me b/c that place hates my hair, it always has. Oh and it strips away the girl in me and I so hate that.

Did I mention that I want a cigarette right now? Yeah, I do. Haven't cared for one in two weeks and now I'm sitting here...trying to stop my back from convulsing while I try and easily relax the muscles...I can't feel my tail bone...yeah that went numb around 1130.

What made today worth while, during work hours:

Seeing Chico...my 'work husband'
Seeing Mike aka Nagy...my personal therapist at work

The two that really sealed the deal

Chris...god how I have missed him...love him...worry about him...it was like the silver lining in the clouds when I saw him!!

And my Sexy Ex Engineer...I'm telling you his replacement sucks...Lukas is a damn good engineer...he probably hates me though...I know I didn't make his life very livable at work...but whatever...work is work

So that was my first day. Just took some medicine...waiting for 7 and I am hitting the bed.

Love you all and will talk with you guys soon


OH OH OH!!! I almost forgot!!! I got Season ONE and Season TWO of Fraggle Rock in the mail today...WOOHOO!!! *does the chicken dance*

THE EVE OF DOOMS DAY

It's been 25 days since I quit smoking and I only slipped once...it was the 4th day in. Grant you I have hardly left the house as well...only to the store and to the doctor...wow that makes me like the biggest loser in Texas!!

So I have taken a shower, eaten dinner, taken my meds, turned down my bed, picked what I'm watching to fall asleep to (KITH Season V Disc 2)...now I'm just waiting.

I watched Balls of Fury the other day, which isn't anything what I thought it would be...it's not as funny, but don't take my word on it b/c I'm very finicky when it comes to comedy...anyway, there is a lot of kung fu crap in it...and I had a flash back of the dream that I had the night before...

I don't remember it all I just remembered that I was wading in a room that was knee high length full of pigs blood. I was undercover trying to escape with all these korean mafia guys around me. I had on rubber coveralls but my feet were touching everything below the ground...and the smell was wretched. But seriously...where did that come from? Fish heads and pig parts floating around in all the blood...so messed up.

Well it's time for me to nod off now. If anyone reads this...I miss reading everyones blog...what happened?

HELP ME UNDERSTAND

Okay...the company dragged their asses for two weeks on getting me a position at work that is within lines of my restrictions...It is Friday...HR just got a hold of me and they are putting me BACK in the SAME fucking cell that I initially hurt myself in...they are putting me BACK with the SAME assholes who refused to help me....BACK with the SAME assholes who blamed my injury on why certain orders went belly up because I was missing a lot of work due to procedures that were being done to help me...which it didn't.

The only difference is that, my original bitch for boss will be out on maternity leave and my step father...yes...my step father will be my substitute boss...WHICH in FACT it states in the company handbook that employees can not work for family...I have been written up before for working with him...and they don't seem to give a shit at this point.

I just can't believe that they are putting me back in that department...it just baffles me. I'm happy that I still have my job but seriously...I just don't get it.

I have to last until September...keep it together...bite my tongue and get the hell out of dodge...bullshit.

BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA

This movie is border line B....but this scene makes it worth while to watch the movie.




It took me forever to find this scene w/o music and it's my favorite part.

OMG YAY!!!

WOOHOO!!!

THE VENUE

SEC 104
ROW P
SEATS 4-6

I felt a little foolish but I cried after I got my receipt!!! I would like to have had exact center, but this will be just fine!!! I can't believe this is actually going to happen!!! I have been an avid fan for 20 years...holy shit!!!

SWEET DREAMS???

I had gone to a party @ work that was turned into a nightclub. Some of the boys that I worked with were there and others were people from my past. I wasn't drinking as much b/c I had quit smoking and I was afraid that I would break.

After the guys chanting my name I laid across two tables and let them pour alcohol into my mouth...I get up from the table having an instantaneous buzz and find myself mingling. I somehow wandered out of the building and I blacked out. When I came to I was in another warehouse, which I thought was abandoned but then I heard two men talking. I snuck out and when I open the door to leave I walk into a bar.

It was a small biker hole in the hall, it was smokey, crowded and I didn't recognize anyone. One of Manson's songs came on, which made me smile so I found an empty spot at the bar, ordered a shot and sang a long.

Someone came up from behind me. "Can I buy you a drink?" He asked me as he wedged his way to sit down next to me.

I ignored him, never looked at him, god only knows what he looked like, the people here were scaring me. So I kept singing the song.

"Do you like the song?" He asked as he successfully got a spot at the bar.

I was irritated at this point. "Listen asshole...." as I turned my head it was Manson. Deer in headlights. He laughed at me. I began to apologize and kiss his ass, no worries from him.

I thought I heard someone say my name as I turned my lead to look over my left shoulder the scene changed into my aunts old house (the haunted one). Now we were all back there, Manson and I were sitting on the couch.

I wanted to take a shower so I excused myself. After 5 minutes he had came through the door, at first I was apprehensive, but it was no big deal, nothing really happened at that point. We kissed and made out a little.

For the rest of the dream I am wearing a white robe. We manage to go back into living room...we were all so drunk....people were passing out around us. He had started to feel sick so I took him into the back bathroom, through my aunt and uncles room...who were sleeping in the bed (mind you they've been divorced now forever).

This bathroom is small, it has room for a small counter, a toilet and a stand up shower. So you have tall Manson and dinky me in a bath robe, trying to make him comfortable. He instantaneously got sick, which surprisingly didn't bother me, but like I said I was drunk. For some reason he takes all of his clothes off and when he is done he turns to me and we start to kiss...yes mouth wash was involved before that happened....LOL...I had naked Manson on top of me...holy shit...we did just about everything but have sex. There was one point where I had reached down to touch him but his penis was literally the size and shape of a fresh green bean.

I didn't know what to do...I kept playing with it, tried to concentrate on his balls...thanking the heavens for letting me be drunk at this point b/c I don't think I could have kept a straight face if I were sober...He got into this like 69 position and I kept thinking 'oh hell no I'm not putting that in my mouth'....LOL...(sorry) I could tell that he was getting frustrated b/c he stopped. He got up to take a shower. I was sitting there not really understanding what was going on...thinking this had to be a joke. seriously!!

I got into the shower with him and helped him clean himself. We wound up falling asleep on the bathroom floor.

The next morning my uncle woke us up. We looked at each other in a mortified manner. We were walking down the hallway and went into my room I asked if he still wanted my number he grabbed his phone and threw it at me and told me to enter it for him. He went to sit on the couch...asshole....

His phone was weird I accidentally touched the wrong button and went back to the home screen where he had a picture of Evan...oh I felt like shit. My cousin came in and I was afraid to let him know that I didn't know how to work his phone b/c he was being that much of an ass....so I tried to get her to look at it. I got over to the couch and told him, I sat down. he yanked my phone away from me, called his phone with mine. Threw it back at me and said now we have each other.

I had a clarifying moment, I ran into the other room, grabbed a pillow and started to scream to myself inside the pillow of what the fuck was I thinking sleeping with him....it was stupid. When I went back, he was gone.

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So it didn't end nicely but there were some pretty hot moments there...the farthest I've ever gone...LOL...oh I just wish that it wasn't humiliating for him....that really sucks!!!

HAROLD AND KUMAR

I'm watching this movie b/c it's funny as shit and I need some good laughs right now. This is one of my fav parts....LOL

JOHNNY VISITS AGAIN!!

I was at work but Pratt was based out at the airport and instead of airplanes in the hanger it was an old junk yard full of dead cars. I was with three boys that I worked with. I had heard from the other end of the shop that Johnny Depp was there to find a car. I didn't believe them at first b/c they always played pranks on me so I ignored them.

I had walked outside and past the chain link fence and sure enough there he was. I held my distance b/c I was scared to death. He said to one of the mechanics that he wanted the orange car...I"m not really sure what type it was but it was old...and rusty...beautiful in its time. The man tried to talk him out of it but he wouldn't listen and insisted.

I was over the department that handled all the purchases...when the two of them noticed that I was standing there I cowardly ran away and hid. Found one of my boys and told them to handle it. One of the guys, my assistant, kept telling me to take my chance, this was a random once in a lifetime situation, I should take advantage of it...as Johnny walked up I held tight to my clipboard and hid behind one of the airplanes.

They were talking...he paid...I was peeking over the wing and he noticed. My assistant told Johnny that he had to meet me. That I was shy, so he turned his attention to me. My assistant pulled me away from behind the wing and now I am standing next to Johnny. Still holding my clipboard for dear life.

He put his hand out for me to shake it but I couldn't move...my assistant grabbed my arm...Johnny took my hand and kissed it. I was mortified. He thanked me, smiling, almost on the verge of laughing b/c he could tell how panicked I was. He told me I was beautiful, kissed my hand again and that was that.

Knock myself silly...seriously...I can have XXX rated dreams with Manson...become Justin in my dreams with Brian Kenny....but I can't for the life of me be creative enough to have an explicit dream with him...never...ever!!! They are always way deep...or I'm too chicken shit to say a word. Its the same way with Dave Foley. It's funny.

I don't know if I have mentioned it but my next book will be based on a dream that I had with Johnny....one of the best ones I have ever dreamt about. I know it's wordy and I could have summarized this dream with 5 sentences, but I always describe my dreams in detail...it's a habit from when I use to analyze them.

Maybe one of these days I'll get lucky!!! LOL

I LOVE MY DAVE!!!

I'm not too crazy about the song...don't know who these guys are and if I'm supposed to...oh well. Who cares to see an of age man running around in his tighty whities...well I do b/c I love Dave Foley!!

ROMANCE & CIGARETTES

ROMANCE & CIGARETTES

The link will direct you to Netflix, you can watch the preview if you are interested. This movie has got to be one of the strangest movies I have seen since Tideland (which was very twisted).

Here is the synopsis of the movie:
From the Coen brothers and John Turturro comes this twist on the not-so-ordinary tale of adultery and salvation. Nick (James Gandolfini) engages in a torrid extramarital affair with a younger woman, Tula (Kate Winslet), while his wife, Kitty (Susan Sarandon), grows ever more enraged by his behavior. As her world crumbles around her, Kitty grapples with her husband's infidelity, but will Nick ever realize the magnitude of what he's done?

I rented it because I love Kate Winslet...there is a lot of singing and dancing, just very strange...at first I thought I was going to hate it but I got sucked in....let me know if you watch it.

IT DOES SNOW IN TEXAS!!!

I should have woken up at 6 this morning to take a better picture b/c as we all know my camera sucks...this is outside my front door last night. Of course as always, the sun is out and the snow is gone!!! My feet don't feel like falling off either...lol. I feel guilty for crying over 30 some odd degrees knowing what Shelly and my sister deal with...sub zero temperatures...LOL...but that is what life is like here in the crappy cattle state.

It was 80 degrees on Saturday and I wake up yesterday morning to sleet and snow. WTF...lol...

UPDATE

Sadey just tried to eat a donut...seriously...what has gotten into her lately.

I

Friday I get a phone call from a doctor that is in the PT part of Rosenstein's building. He was telling me that he was referred by the good doctor to see if I would be interested in Work Hardening...which is like boot camp PT...I'm confused, head in the clouds...why am I hearing from a third party that my surgery was canceled again...why not by my good doctor...and why, if I was pulled from PT twice, why do they want me to go back...I am willing to do whatever it takes but seriously...if these assholes only knew the bullshit that I have put up with the past 4 months. Give me a break already.

I had Diane pick me up from my mom's and we took a detour to Caves (the bar) before we hit home...only went in for a couple...yeah right...and wound up staying out until after midnight...saw some old friends that I hadn't seen in a while...met a really cute boy so it didn't turn out to be so bad...until I opened my mail and read the rejection letter.

*thanks alexiss sweetheart for bearing with my blubbering that day*

II

I sent out my book to the Literary Agent, they liked it...they said that it needed some polishing and since I don't have an editor they have sent me some recommended places...I haven't gone that far, been too cluster fucked in the brain. But it looks pretty good so far. I am still keeping my fingers crossed and not getting my hopes up, not yet.

III

Broke my diet just a bit yesterday b/c I had drank the night before...but not too bad, I was proud of myself...but I ate two donuts this morning...LOL...but I don't derail that easy.

I got contacts the other day, it's funny b/c my regular friends didn't recognize me when I walked into Caves...which shocked me...it was funny. I'm slowly getting use to them.

The Kids posted their first date of their tour a couple of days ago, so I am patiently waiting for Texas to pop up. I can not wait!!

Hope everyone is good...the weather sucks right now. I've got movies to blog about later...xoxo