CRAZY DREAMS!!!

I have always battled with strange sleeping patterns, especially when I don't work on a day to day basis...and my dreams alone have always been a crazy part of my life. Now, this one isn't the strangest one that I have ever had, but it did postpone me from going back to bed...hence the reason why I am awake at 348am drinking coffee....yikes!!!

Okay...so I went to bed pretty early, fell asleep on my back, which in my current state is a NO NO....I woke up at one point and and my eyes glanced on the tellie...there were dead people sitting on a couch...sort of like a picture slide show...it jolted me a bit...it scared the shit out of me, by the time my eyes actually opened I noticed that it was the end of Everybody Loves Raymond b/c the credits were playing...I quickly changed the channel and went back to sleep...I am for sure that I was dreaming...but it still freaked me out a bit

Okay...I always enjoy it when I have dreams about Johnny or Marilyn b/c they rarely happen and when they do, I fucking love it...but last night I was in my own little warped interpretation of Queer As Folk...

Hal Sparks and I were roommates...and yes I had my solid hook in Gale Harold.....Gale was in the bed room, I had gotten up to get something to drink and ran into Hal going to the bathroom. He was throwing the idea around on going to get something to eat. We had all gone out to the club that night and he was hungry. So, we were standing in the hallway and he starts to interrogate me about how things were going between me and Gale. And you guys that watch the show, you know that look that Hal always gets on his face...even when he is angry...his eyes get all squinty and he tends to look like a 3 year old sitting on santa's lap....so anyway....I was trying to explain to him that dating Gale wasn't as easy as I thought it would be. Because he is Brian fucking Kenny and people expect him to be with Justin, He didn't seem to understand b/c that was a character, but in my dream it really wasn't. He was Brian Kenny.

I was telling him that we had to act like strangers out in public so we wouldn't be hissed at...that the only time we could be out in our relationship was either at the club or at home. Hal still didn't understand...so I had to spell it out....I was woman, not a gay man...and in their social circle...that was a huge no no...then Gale comes out of the bedroom with, of course, nothing on...*sighs*...Hal is trying to avoid the southern regions of his body...he puts his arm around me, kisses me and states that he is fucking hungry.

So we go to IHOP...there are only two tables that were preoccupied, which was a huge relief on me b/c I was tired of people yelling at me...b/c he was no longer with Justin....So, the three of us sit at a table and Gale is reading the menu...I can't seem to think about food b/c he is just so damn gorgeous. All of a sudden this woman sits at our table and starts to talk to me. She begins to boast about how she is such a huge fan of the show and she couldn't believe that she was in the same room with Gale and Hal. Hal of course was appreciative but Gale (Brian) really didn't give a rat's ass...he ignored her....every once in awhile I noticed him glance over his menu to give her a piss off look....the waitress comes to get our order and to bring us coffee. The lady gets up and moves in between me and Gale....out of no where she turns into this crazy psychotic bitch...she starts threatening me....saying how dare I come between him and Justin. Hal kept telling Gale to do something...but he didn't...it got to the point where she started to pull my hair and when she went for the knife, Gale nonchalantly puts the menu down, and pins her head on the table with a chair...demanding (in a calm way) that she needed to chill the fuck out...that Justin was gone and I was there to stay, if she had a problem with that than she needed to 'go the fuck home'. I was shocked, as well as Hal, because he admitted in public that we were together, despite what everyone else thought.....

Then I woke up b/c my toes were numb........................hahahahha.

I know it's pretty stupid, not one of my best dreams...I haven't even watched QAF in over two weeks...so not sure where it even came from...I hope it was a clear description. It doesn't matter, I just wanted to write it down before I forgot about it.